Paris is art, food, culture, striped shirts, bicycles and baguettes. You'll go to go to the Louvre, you'll wander down the Seine pretending to be in the video for ABBA's Our Last Summer. Because that's what everybody does. Right? Here are some of my favourite places, food and drink, and some of my best (and worse) memories from the city of lights - including that time I cried over a sandwich.